Well the festive season is fast approaching and with it comes the local pond lifes penchant for all things made by lynx.
I feel kinda stupid that for all these yers I hve stressed when I have been short of cash.
If only I had known that if you put what items you want up your top or down your pants, they instantly become yours....for free.
The only catch seems to be that you have to run like a chipmunk on speed incase some over zealous cop, cso or security guard tries to deprive you of your new found christmas presents.
I like to think that I have quite a good sense of humour, though I must admit that I am pleased that local kids haven't starte copying this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ShkuaA_XeB4
The big thing for our neighbourhood team at the moment is to complete as many stop forms as we can.
The process seems to be that if we know there names, then we should be stopping them.
I personally don't see the point in walking around looking for these people, I simply stand outside of the local Markman and brothers pharmacy and let the toerags come staggering up, with there knuckles trailing on the floor in search of there methadone.
Right, I'm off to claim my free Lynx shower gel from boots - if I don't post in the next few days, check your local arrest logs for the name localpcso
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